Friday, December 11, 2009

Interent Gourged

I know I haven't blogged awhile but I also haven't had internet so lay off dude.In blog news I have decided to push back the best of list til the year/decade are over because it's really trite to release a retrospective before the year is even over. Soo...In its place I'm making a cheap lo-fi mixtape in the form of a blogpost with videos you have to click on to start. Awesome, I know.

one of the best this year

this ones a good one too

one of the best from last year.

This blog can 100% be blamed on my current case of interbetes caused by too much internet gouging ( megabiting off more then I can chew). I don't recommend it, but its not as debilitating as the real thing.

better material soon. scouts honor,


Tuesday, October 6, 2009


Ugh, I was going to write actual serious blog today. Deep, compassionate, cohesive, everything you could order on a sandwich. But then right on the cusp of writing it, I started talking to some old friends on the Internet and immediately lost all the seriousness I had been carrying throughout the day.Fucking Piss.

Oh well at least it won't be a pretentious turgid mess like my last post. Which, I admit was written under the guilded haze of a chemically forced mindset.

No Excuses, No Excuses Please... Leaven your doctor's note in your pockets..

Where does time go during the Fall? I feel like I've been writing this dribble for five minutes, but it's been closer to twenty five. The sun is setting on my computer screen, mocking me and all this time I have wasted saying nothing.

So Im going to end this quickly and swiftly. You shoot a wounded deer in the head to put it out of it's misery. And yet fascinatingly, I'm still going. What a fucking waste of time.

In conclusion, my next blog will have a point! The top fifty albums of the last decade. I know its not over yet but everybody seems to be doing it now soo. Why not set sail early? Tell me if you think its jumping the gun by already releasing a best of decade list in the comments, and if you have the time maybe some of your favorite records of the last ten years.

See you soon.

Yours truely,


Monday, September 21, 2009

Misguided Rambilings

The waifing smell of cigarettes fumigates my room, leaving behind a visible trail of bad karma. My windows are closed, how did this even happen? It doesn't matter anymore, it's sour presence is here and has put me in a foul mood. I need to shower before it nestles in my skin. Does lighting a candle even help?

Monday, August 31, 2009

Old Hymn

Old McDonald went to war
with GI, GI Joe
In this war he lost his eye
With a boom boom here
and a bam bam there
There's dead C.O.B.R.A.S. everywhere !
Old McDonald went to war
and lost to GI, GI Joe

Sunday, August 30, 2009

First Post (Or How I Learned to Stop Forgetting and Actually Write a Blog)

To save the world, I decided to blog; because my word is God, and God is good.

Thought of the Day:

Happiness is more warm chicken, then warm gun.